...ok not really.
But I am insanely jealous of her right now.
Barbie is having one hell of a year! Between
Fashion Week and
makeup kits, this is the birthday celebration that does not stop. My kinda party, Barbie. My kinda party. When I turn 50, I want a year's worth of celebration just like her.
Why, am I jealous of a doll you ask? Feast your eyes on this...
If you know me then you'll know that the
VW Beetle is *the* car of my dreams. Most girls want a BMW or a Lexus, or some other car that costs way too much. But I... I want the tiny compact cutie that was an icon during the days where "Free Love" was a lifestyle and feminism
My ex-boyfriend, a car enthusiast, did not understand my affinity for the über cute bug. He called it a cheap piece of plastic and prayed I don't get it. When he took me to the car convention (expo?? shows how much I paid attention...) I squealed when I saw the Beetle being displayed and he let me indulge and I went inside the car. I didn't want to leave. I HAVE to get that car.
But Barbie beat me to the punch.
The super-awesomely-cute subcompact was Barbified. Seriously, decked out!! It has:
-a motorized vanity in the trunk
-a rearview mirror adorned with rhinestones
-the dipstick is painted to resemble her favorite lipstick, and
-a Barbie "ponytail" silhouette embroidered on the Katzkin leather seats.
The color, Barbie pink, DUH!?!! VW (Volkswagen) whipped five shades of pink paint into a custom blend for the exterior and covered the engine in what I call Victoria's Secret pink.
I really need to learn how to describe things better...but you get the idea. The pink that VS is known for. Pale pink?? Pepto-Bismol pink?Sidenote: Speaking of Barbie, the aforementioned ex once gave me a shirt that said:
"I hate Barbie. That bitch has everything"...haahhahaha. He knew of my love of Barbie as well.
Check the pics:::

This definitely trumps the tiny Barbie convertible I once cried for in the middle of Toys R Us whilst birthday shopping with dad.
He still didn't get me it.
hahaPS: Have you checked out the Barbie press site. I KNOW!!! A PRESS SITE! Well I just killed an hour staring at it and I just had to share. For the record:::
-- Barbie has never been married (She just likes to model wedding gowns for her designer friends)
-- Barbie and Ken are currently “friends” (but we hear he wants her back).**
I was soooo hurt (I know, I know) back in 2004 when I had heard that the two split! Yeah, doll's breaking up. I remember telling myself how happy I was daddy never bought me Ken. Sad...I was 16. **
--Barbie has never been pregnant (that was her best friend Midge)
--Barbie’s “real” measurements are 5 inches (bust), 3¼ inches (waist), 5 3/16 inches (hips). Her weight is 7.25 ounces
--There is no Caribou Barbie doll, but there have been four “Barbie for President” dolls. Barbie has been a presidential candidate four times as an Independent (She is non-partisan.)
--Barbie is a noun, not an adjective. Many people have adopted the Barbie moniker, but make no mistake, there is only ONE Barbie.
--Because she’s plastic, she technically has had plastic surgery on her face and body.
-- Barbie once said, “Math class is hard!” but has since amended her stance to, “Math is hard, but not impossible!” Obviously, or else Barbie wouldn’t have excelled in her science and math classes to later become a surgeon, dentist, baby doctor, zoologist and many other scientific professions.
-- She’s a doll, people…
Check out the site, here
Pictures from Wired.com Autopia blog