Vanity Fair to feature Supermodels...on the cover!

...cue theme from Star Wars...

Once upon a time, in a land far far away there was a time period where great beings ruled the world. With bodies to envy and legs for days, these beings were known as Supermodels. These beings, great in stature, captivated the world with their radiant beauty and dazzling personalities. Seeing them walk was like seeing angels descend upon the earth if only for a minute. They inspired little girls everywhere and had everyone practice "the smile" in front of their bathroom mirrors. Their names- irreplaceable: Linda, Naomi, Cindy, Stephanie, Christy, Claudia--the list goes on and on.


Then...they vanished. Missing from most fashion mag covers, they have been replaced by movie star and talentless twits. They're all but gone from top ad campaigns having been beaten out by anonymous, awkward-looking teenagers. Gone is her presence on the worlds runway shows for her fame costs more than designers want to dish out. The glitz, the glam, the wonder- gone. So the world mourns, its makeup runny from tears. Some have moved on, others still work though their magnificence overshadowed by heiress' and celebrities with clothing lines.

That is until one day, the brilliant minds over a glossy mag-Vanity Fair- decides to reincarnate these beings and propel them into the limelight they once owned. And so, the world must wait when they launch their September issue featuring SIX (!) supermodels on its glossy fold-out cover. Could this be the reunion of a lifetime--Stephanie Seymor, Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington & Cindy Crawford

or is their a new breed (my picks: Chanel Iman, Alek, Jourdan, Arlenis, Jessica Stam & Raquel Z--but let's be serious 4 out of 6 black models on the cover of a US mag...I wish)? Who could this new breed be?? Chanel Iman? Sasha? Jessica? Raquel? The world will have to wait...till September

Stay tuned...