Keira Knightley for US Vogue September Issue

The ever pouty Keira Knightley is going to be on the cover of US Vogue's September Fall Issue. This is the issue I look forward too all year simply because it's FAT and filled with goodies. Clothes galore!!! Marc, Alber, Vera, YSL-the looks! the accessories! I think I hyper ventilate every September when these issues come out! This is when the powers that be (Anna Wintour) basically dictates to those less fortunate of what's in and what's out. Believe it or not, there are people who base their fall wardrobe on what's on these pages (**cough** I wouldn't know anyone like that **cough**) But I look forward to ALL September issues because, well, it's good to see from different viewpoints of what I, -er, I mean, we, should consider wearing for Fall.

=)

But...

but...

Knightley??

Really?? Again...

the last time she appeared on the cover, it didn't sell (that was the June 2007 cover which only sold 405,000 copies. That was the second-lowest seller of that half of the year (hell, that's still better than Gwyneth's May cover...that sucker only sold 310,000 copies...which is odd 'cuz I like Paltrow's style)
(the failed Vogue June 2007)

I don't have a problem with Knightley. I think she's stunning. But the girl only has one look. That damn pout!! If I see another pout I think I'm gonna go CA-RAY-ZEE!!


I mean seriously, these pictures are going to look the same. She better just have a to page spread.

Other September covers:
Penélope Cruz for Glamour (have we seen her W cover...GORGEOUS!!)
Blake Lively for Cosmopolitan
Vanessa Hudgens for Teen Vogue.
Jessica Simpson for Elle (I think I barfed a bit just now...I'm SICK of Jessica..really I am. I just find her annoying. She's coming out with a country album. 'cuz her pop albums are getting kinda sucky...that was mean lol)
Supermodels for Vanity Fair

well we'll see what the sales are like this year (still no black models on the covers...I thought we were making changes...)