I'm surpirsed I haven't been fired yet...

no seriously! I'm really surprised I have a job still. I'm always
running late. My last job tolerated my lateness (well...they needed me.
I was the fastest employee working there and all of the customers liked
me...except for that old man who yelled at me that one time...)

Today I'm not late but if I had left my house later I'd be late...

I know...that didn't make ANY sense. lemme explain...

I start work at 5pm today but I figure let me not be lazy and get my
behind to the city and apply for a new job before I go to my current one
(haha). So I left at 2:30pm..I WALKED to the train station (yes...in
this heat) 'cuz the buses were playin games. I went to Duane Reade to
buy a bottle of water only to realize...I ain't have my metrocard
ANYWAY! so I wouldn't have been able to get ON the train. So...I walked
back

...in this heat.

Thank God I ain't wear no makeup (ok I am wearing my LORAC blush-in
Crimson- and lipgloss...but those are my two MUST WEAR NO MATTER WHAT
THE WEATHER beauty products).

So...an hour and 3(!) allergy attacks later (I live near a park...grass
and plants EVERYWHERE!!!) I am on the bus (there was NOOO way I was
going to walk again...)

It is now 3:38pm and to go to the city and have to rush back to Brooklyn
sounds like a hassle.

And I'm lazy.

And tired....